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Hey Neal, I get that you’re busy being all studly and such - and are currently in the midst of kicking some Calgary ass.. but if you could just hurry up and propose to me that would be cool. You might want to get my mom’s permission first (she’ll definitely say yes. Don’t be freaked out when she asks you to hook her up with one of your hockey friends. She likes to think she’s a cougar).
Oh, and is it ok if we name our first son Leland? That’s what I thought.