Our father who art in Pittsburgh, hockey be thy name. Thy will be done. The playoffs will be won. On the ice, as well as in the stands. Give us this day our hockey sticks, and forgive us our penalties, as we forgive those who cross-check against us. And lead us not into elimination, but deliver us to victory. In the name of the fans, Lord Stanley, and in the name of the Penguins. Amen.